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Bloody typical!

Rik to Ned (holding onto a chair): “All your spots are clearing up. What a handsome boy you are!” Ned falls over, takes the chair with him, splits open his lip. Blood everywhere. Lip has ballooned (I put some arnica … Continue reading

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I’m going out.

Says Rik. “No you’re not.” Says Nin. “I am.” Says Rik. “No you’re not, I’ll hide your keys so you can’t unlock the door. You won’t be able to find them.” “Where?” “I will get a ladder and put them … Continue reading

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Daddy! Daddy!

“I’ve cleaned the bathroom!” “That’s very kind of you.” “I used your toothbrush.” Maybe not so kind then

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